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Here’s A Fact – No One Cares About Your Birthday
I celebrated my birthday recently. As someone that has done this twenty-six times in my life, I have come to find that the older I get, the less people seem to give a shit about my birthday. Sure, I still get flooded with birthday wishes on my Facebook wall from a bunch of people that wouldn’t recognize me if I was the person that delivered them pizza, but that isn’t the same type of birthday recognition I received when I was younger. I can’t remember my very first birthday, but there are tons of pictures to remind me that I used to be a pretty big...
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Compromise Reached in Ohio River Bridges Project Controversy
The controversy over the Ohio River Bridges Project that has been burning since the development was made public in 2002 has finally reached a point of long-sought compromise. During a surprise press conference held early this morning, Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear announced that he was “delighted that the long struggle over the bridges project has finally come to an end” before presenting reporters with “an elegant solution to the debate: The Waterfront Park Ferry.” The Waterfront Park Ferry is to take the place of the previously proposed Downtown...
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5 Worst Jobs To Have In Louisville
Those of us who haven’t been living under a rock for the last decade are probably well aware that our great nation has been in quite the economic turmoil. Unemployment has been up and hopes way down. In times such as these it’s hard to believe that there is any job that can be considered bad. Unfortunately, far too many of us have been made well aware this is simply not the case. For the benefit of my job hunting friends out there I present a list of jobs that, frankly just not worth it. Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom Nothing spells fun like a full...
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Tea Party Zombies Convene In Louisville
The Tea Party had its mid-year convention in Louisville last week. The welcome reception was at the intersection of Bardstown Rd and Eastern Parkway. I had to ride my bike down there to see it. I was struck by the lack of diversity of these tea party members. They were all bleeding and injured in some way. I assume this is due to their rejection of government healthcare. You got to hand it to them, however. They really walk the...
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Top 5 Dive Bars In Louisville
I like to drink, ladies and gentlemen. There’s nothing quite like sitting down with a few friends for a beer or two or eight at the end of the day. Unfortunately, the comedy paychecks roll in few and far between, so that prevents me from drinking at classy establishments, the kind with fancy specialty cocktails, glitzy dancefloors, and a high-end clientele, all gussied-up for a night on the town. The solution to this? The Dive Bar. That bastion of American hope and freedom where the drinks are cheap, the people down to earth, and the bathrooms...
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The Best Places In Louisville To Fart
Face it - farts are funny. They always will be. Since modern women have finally admitted that they partake and, dare I say, are even fond of this national pastime, we finally live in an epoch of true equality. We can now all fart in peace and love one another like in all those songs your parents used to listen to. So what are the premier and preferred public areas to unleash anal aromas? Where in the ‘Ville can you get away with a fart frenzy? Nachbar Between the jazz-wailings of VAMP or the nigh-endless loop of Black Sabbath on the jukebox, there is...
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