I'm running - I keep finding places to hide out and catch my breath, but they eventually catch up with me. A group of zombies invades and sends us running for our lives; they may be slow moving, but they're as crafty as any predator, like Fannie Mae. Just when I am backed into a corner, and I have nowhere else to run, I wake up. It wasn't the first time I had had this dream - not the second time either. Master horror-film director, Wes Craven, once said that he based his idea for “A Nightmare on Elm Street” on a series of newspaper articles following...

Having been a regular player within the Louisville comedy scene for many, many years, I can easily say that the most common statement that runs through almost every comedians' arsenal of material, is the phrase, “I am single”. I say this myself plenty of times on stage, to the delight of many who fear the idea of me reproducing, but as it turns out, it's not just comedians who aren't feeling the love. Louisville may be for Lovers, but if you're single, you might want to keep that bottle of K-Y and a box of tissues handy, because in a national survey, our...